Or maternity clothes. Take your pick.
This is my first summer pregnancy. Did I mention we're going to a destination wedding in July? To an island where black Chicos pants would broil me alive.
So how am I going to outfit myself for the in-laws (who, by the way, have never seen me pregnant) without:
A. blowing all my money
B. looking like a beached whale. In polyester.
Stay tuned, 'cause I'm going to let y'all be the judge.