She regarded her 2-week hospital stays as well-deserved vacations.
I tried to adopt her attitude, in between blood draws and worry about the kids back home.
Dietary Services wheels in a post-labor, steak dinner for 2.
What does it say about the frugal household when the hospital towels are whiter and fluffier than your own?
Even beef macaroni and jello taste better when served in bed.
Especially when you're sleeping on crisp sheets that someone else changed!
And let's not forget the hours spent soaking up rays for severe jaundice. (Baby's still fighting high bilirubin levels here at home.)
One might say that this break was the most relaxing I've had in years...
...at least until I see the bill!