Monday, May 08, 2006

Midnight Terrors

I ask you: is this something you put in a bathtub when the expecting woman of the house is plodding in there at all hours of the night?

What's worse, after my heartrate returned to normal, why didn't I pull it off the wall so it wouldn't scare me all over again two hours later?

My mother cackled a little too heartily when I fussed at her this morning. "It only cost a quarter, and I knew Andrew would love it."

Well, if it only cost a quarter...

3 comments:

Mom2fur said...

Tell your mom that it costs more than a quarter to deal with a coronary, LOL!
Me...I would have found him fascinating. And I would have wondered how he got into my bathroom in the first place...until I realized it was real.
Tell your mother to stay away from the gag aisle where they keep the rubber rats...

Kayla said...

He is a farily photogenic piece of plastic! LOL

Mama Squirrel said...

Hey, your tiles and tub look just like ours! (We live in a 1960ish bungalow.) Amazing.