I ask you: is this something you put in a bathtub when the expecting woman of the house is plodding in there at all hours of the night?
What's worse, after my heartrate returned to normal, why didn't I pull it off the wall so it wouldn't scare me all over again two hours later?
My mother cackled a little too heartily when I fussed at her this morning. "It only cost a quarter, and I knew Andrew would love it."
Well, if it only cost a quarter...