...with his dad, and they will return not just with ant traps but this delightful tin of Nascar mints. "It only cost one dollar, Mom!" (then, seeing the look of horror cross my face...) "Oh, I forgot. It was one cent. Just one cent, Mom." I really need to lighten up, don't I?
By the way, I have tried the natural borax cure for this week's ant attack, and it's just not working. These discreet white ant traps from Dollar General always do the trick.