Happy Valentine's Day, honey! I bought you one deluxe visit from the plumber.
I knew you wouldn't want to lose any fingers by trying to fix the garbage disposal yourself. I clogged it while preparing a special romantic dinner just for you.
Why, yes, we could have had a four course meal at Mere Bulle for that price, but I thought to myself, what this man needs is EVEN MORE of the good cooking he already eats three times a day!
Enjoy! Love is patient. --1 Cor. 13:4