The best man from our wedding is visiting tomorrow, and we haven't seen him in four years.
Perfect timing for Andrew to lend me his raging case of pinkeye. Now we can cry together.
I wasn't crying when I bought the cure, though: Kroger had just run a coupon advertising $20 in free groceries for each new or transferred prescription.
$40 in gift cards for two $11 bottles? Almost worth the itching.